How To Read Books
Anybody who tells you they can’t find time to read is lying.
All you need to doo
is read while you poo
Most people drop a deuce at least once a day, for at least 5 minutes. Therefore, most people have at least 29 hours to read every year1.
However, most dumps are more than 5 minutes. A book might be especially interesting that day. Or you have a bad case of diarrhea. Whatever it is, it is not far-fetched to expect a 15 minute dump at least twice a week. This can add up to 26 extra hours per year2, which amounts to a total of almost 55 hours per year.
How many books does this afford? Most books not named Gravity’s Rainbow can be read in 6 to 12 hours. Therefore, most people have time to read 4 to 9 books a year. All while hitting the can.